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I've been waiting to trash someone's VPC for the past couple of days. There's only been less than one hour where it showed him offline, when I was online. I'm losing hope, and am dying to spend my time doing something other than wait for a name to disappear from a list. I've been reduced to turning to our almighty Hacker-Project god for assistance.

Please HP god, let this player's eyes grow weary,
His eyelids grow heavy,
As one last yawn escape from his lips, drifting into a long, deep sleep.
I pray to thee, HP god, grant me the energy and patience to carry
Until you deliver this grace upon me.
Amen.

Does anyone else have a prayer to be heard? If you have an exceptional HPD one that works, please share. Succubus needz!

Hm, working on it. Almost finished with a new update.

Be sure to check the updates board soon.

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Thank you HP god/siremi, you went the extra mile. I just woke to find my target's files are already hidden.

AAAAAAAAAAmen!

First you protect Emi when you dont know anything about the matter and now youre licking Emis ass.

No, I was joking around, much like the original post. I thought he was being funny, responding to my prayer. Of course he wasn't the person to hide someone's files for me. Can I not be playful?

Can you not be a sleeper? Oh, sorry. Thats what you are.

Gotta put on my asbestos underwear to wade through the flame here....

I thought you quit, Arthur? Or did you just wander over to the SI forums?  :confused2:

I really quit. I did continue being active on the SI forums but only because of the RPG project.

I see. I wasn't trying to send you away, just curious as I recalled you quitting. Haven't seen you here in a while and was wondering if I was incorrect or if you were considering returning.  :13:

girl thingy ^

Did you know that Jager never logs off? It's inhuman! I'll try to stay up but I'll need a new way to keep myself awake... :21: :wallbash: :out_cold: :sleep1: :confused: :crybaby:

Lots of Red Bull and quick naps sitting upright in front of your computer. When you doze off enough to slam your head into the screen and wake yourself up by doing so, you've slept enough for one day.

Why would you need to know when I am not online... planning something? :)

Red Bull and other drinks with taurin is potentional killers. Nothing proved yet but doctors believes it can cause fibrillation. I would suggest caffein pills mixed with jolt.

LIES!

Im just saying what Ive been learned in school. The source there was an article from a paper. We later checked wikipedia as well. Search wikipedia for taurin.

Wikipedia and school? LIES factories full of LIES designed to scare children!

Oh my gosh!! How did you know?!

Attention all personell on floors 1, 2, 3 and 4. Dont let any means of communication enter those floors. Personell on ground floor and security forces shall direct all non-pupil civilians out of the facility.
Lethal force is permitted.

I went to public school, I know. I've seen things man! Things that would make parents vomit on their offspring and tear out their own eyes. Things that would make your skill crawl and your bowels release their contents into your shorts with such force that it shoots right through your jeans. Things and stuff man! Things and stuff!

You went to public school in America?

Wow!

How are your handgun skills?

Pretty good. Once I figure out the sight, I can get within a couple centimeters of the bulls eye 90% of the time at 150' (50m). I can take down skeet with 95% accuracy with a shotgun as well.

Well, it's a long term plan  :16: But even though it says your online right now your not!  :confused2: how is this possible? because in my time you are never on between 8-10pm  :13: I'm a good spy :)

Auto refresher or bot. I think the sooner alternative.

Maybe. Anything is possible now-a-days. Or maybe I just have too much time on my hand, now that I'm single again, manage an IT company and can't seem to sleep for long. But than again, refresher or bot sounds more logical, doesn't it? Sooner more probable than latter as there aren't other symptoms :)

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Jager, feel free to reply to the above post as you wish.

It may result in your termination from Sativa Indica  :13:

in other words,

Cya later, Yoko!

HJ - single as in girlfriendless :) What did you think?

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Jager, I think he's threatening to kick you out of SI, if you fraternize with me.

Maybe, but Yoko never did fraternize with woman, at least it is not publicly known if she did :)
Yoko did, by some people thinking, break-up the Beatles, and only in that symbolism I can find HJ definition ...

Then again ... let's go out watch a movie, Succubus, what do you say? :)

I'm totally down. Let's watch 2 girls 1 cup!

Haha, I need my 28 foot pole to stay away.  :5: better than any 10 foot pole would do.

You forget that the point of a pole is to *NOT* touch things with it. Therefore, the length is meaningless as long as one is not touching things with it, one's distance from the offensive thing may well be a great deal more. In fact, one might argue that the reduced length makes it far less likely that an offensive thing may be touched by it, therefore, a ten foot pole is much more effective and hence, better, than a 28 foot pole at NOT touching things.

How do you like them apples?  :12:

less surface area.  :13:

Oooooo.... That too! Much less likely to even come in contact with airborne particles which may have recently bounced off the offending thing.

Over this whole pole thing, you're being more difficult than me. Fun read!  :laugh:

It's fun to find the most useless, undefendable, and pointless thing to argue for.  :laugh:

Well, it makes sence that with a shorter pole you are less likely to pull it out then hit something then it is that you'll hit it with a longer pole. But everyone knows bigger is better. For example: US declares war against Russia, you would want to have the biggest army, the biggest nukes, the biggest ships and subs, the biggest gold reserves, the biggest alliance, and the biggest chance of winning. Everything thats anything is big, and the bigger it is the more important it is.  :)

That's what she said.

This is now the definition of something I don't touch even with with poles.  :16:

I think the whole Russia deal would be based on a "Little Bluff" with a "Little Puff" We are Americans , we are founded upon fear. We have been tricked into fearing everything and we have the "studies" to prove it, and so projecting fear upon others has become second nature. We believe it so you should too , or else!  :21:

Must...

resist...

Do you use a robot to touch it???   :21: