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« on: December 13, 2008, 03:01:53 PM » |
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Let's play a game. We have a hill that is important for existence. Each new poster does something imaginative to the previous owner of the hill and take the hill claiming "My hill!"... Try to figure new ways and not only "I kill you and take the hill!"
I find the hill empty and take ownership of it. My hill!
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jager
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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2008, 04:27:26 AM » |
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I sneak behind my own back, stuck a pin in the brains right through the ear and effectively killing me, thus taking the hill.
My hill!
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HJ®
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2008, 05:50:01 AM » |
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I'll play this game.
If you move it to our house.
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Seb
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« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2008, 05:38:24 PM » |
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I lead you away using promises of large amounts of money, knock you out with a sap, and take the hill.
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jager
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« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2008, 08:38:16 PM » |
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I bring to you a dozen of blond headed playboy bunnies and let you suffocate in their charms while drooling like an idiot. Meanwhile I put in iron fence around the hill making it a fortress. My hill.
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Seb
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2008, 11:46:58 PM » |
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I shoot a thermonuclear bomb at your fort, and get 1.8 megakills. DEFCON ftw. My hill!
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jimmi33
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« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2008, 07:27:44 PM » |
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Since you all died from the bomb then i slowly walk up on the hill. My hill!
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Raistlin
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« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2008, 03:14:20 PM » |
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I wait for you to die of radiation poisoning, don a protective suit, and claim the hill.
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jimmi33
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« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2008, 09:56:48 AM » |
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Since i didn't die from the radiation but insted got mutated then i just climb back off and see you running away scared from how i look now. My hill!
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DamascuS
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« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2008, 06:43:18 AM » |
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My Hill!
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Succubus
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« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2009, 06:45:58 PM » |
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I pull off that hideous wig that you're wearing, and you run off screaming, in shame. My hill.
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Oh crappy crapperson, -ton, dot org.
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Andreas
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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2009, 09:55:20 AM » |
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I murder you in the head. My hill.
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My sweet Eleonore, show no fear, for the fearful riders are all ear, and they smell and tastes every tear. But more importantly: They aren't here! Therefore there is no reason to fear. Not until they ride again, my dear.
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DamascuS
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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2009, 12:59:21 PM » |
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I summon the REAL sephiroth, who in turn, summons meteor, thus destroying everything including himself, and then i, looking quite smug with myself, march up the hill, pull up a chair, crack open a beer...
My Hill!
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Andreas
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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2009, 01:06:31 PM » |
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The hill collapses thanks the the earthquake that was generated by the meteor. It also creates a hill directly underneath my feet. My hill since there is no other hill around here.
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My sweet Eleonore, show no fear, for the fearful riders are all ear, and they smell and tastes every tear. But more importantly: They aren't here! Therefore there is no reason to fear. Not until they ride again, my dear.
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Seb
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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2009, 08:55:16 PM » |
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I then spend a month making tunnels under your hill, inserting explosives, and finally, blow up your hill. I then scoop up about 2 feet of dirt and sit on it. My hill!
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