Okay, first up is a terrorist who moved into florida and sent his target a letterbomb, unfortunately, he affixed insufficient postage, so he got his same letter back one day, opened it excitedly.. and you can pretty much guess what happened next
the second one comes from the middle east, where Israeli and Palestine forces have gotten more than fights to pick with each other. One Palestine suicide bomber got from his informants in Israel about busy highways and rush hour times. So he strapped several bomb packs to himself, timed them in case the detonator would break, and made sure they woulcn't disarm even if he tried to.
well here comes the kicker: Israel was instating a new daylight savings law, and he arrived on site on an alleged "crowded" highway at 7:30 Plaestine time, but only 6:30 Israel time. He caused a total of $153.69 to the roads and left the Isralis' ears ringing.
no rascism intended, just some badly planned, badly excuted terrorism attempts
if you thought these were funny, send them to your family and friends who'd need a pick-me-up