Title: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 07, 2010, 01:25:51 PM in this game people will post riddles and others will post answers
Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 07, 2010, 01:36:54 PM there is a man in a room with no windows and no doors. the room was built around him. the are 2 items in the room a mirror and a table. how does he get out?
hint: only works in english Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 07, 2010, 02:34:32 PM Go through the hole where the door isnt....
Title: Re: riddles Post by: Hatejacket on November 07, 2010, 03:23:15 PM there is a man in a room with no windows and no doors. the room was built around him. the are 2 items in the room a mirror and a table. how does he get out? hint: only works in english obviously you'd break the legs off the table to use them as a sledgehammer, and break the mirror to make a knife to cut wires/smaller things duh Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 08, 2010, 07:03:20 PM Go through the hole where the door isnt.... no holeobviously you'd break the legs off the table to use them as a sledgehammer, and break the mirror to make a knife to cut wires/smaller things solid walls, no wiresduh Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 09, 2010, 02:33:06 AM Climb over the walls? :17:
Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 09, 2010, 03:04:32 PM Climb over the walls? :17: ceiling includedTitle: Re: riddles Post by: Hatejacket on November 09, 2010, 03:18:29 PM Dig. Now keep adding more stipulations until it's exactly how you describe it. Coool :bodyguard: :14: Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 09, 2010, 03:23:57 PM Dig. Now keep adding more stipulations until it's exactly how you describe it. Coool :bodyguard: :14: Inorite. Stupid riddles. The answer is simple. And stupid. I've heard it before so I googled He looks in the mirror. He sees what he saw. He takes the saw. He cuts the table in Half. Two halves make a whole. He climbs out the hole. It's not a riddle, its a pile of sweaty dog bollocks. Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 12, 2010, 07:16:09 PM He looks in the mirror. He sees what he saw. He takes the saw. He cuts the table in Half. Two halves make a whole. He climbs out the hole. we have a winnerTitle: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 12, 2010, 07:18:40 PM a man is found dead. he hung himself from the ceiling and he has a foot or two between his feet and the floor. there is nothing below him except some puddles.
how did he do it? Title: Re: riddles Post by: Exousia on November 12, 2010, 11:24:43 PM Ice block. :14:
Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 13, 2010, 06:30:44 AM You piss and nuts yourself when you die, so its not necessarily water ;D
But yeah. Ice block/Piss block Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 13, 2010, 10:38:48 AM Ice block. :14: we have another winnerTitle: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 13, 2010, 10:47:17 AM alpha 1
ex 1 next riddle There was a contest where ten people had to hold 'something'. The winner was a person who was physically disabled with no arms or legs. What was that 'something'? Title: Re: riddles Post by: Andreas on November 13, 2010, 10:51:06 AM His breath.
Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 13, 2010, 10:53:07 AM we have a winner... pretty quick too
alpha:1 ex:1 andreas:1 Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 13, 2010, 10:55:45 AM When you're full you want to eat it. if it is completely dark you can see. If you fall on a heap of cotton, you'll suffer from it. even if you're broke you'll still have it. What is it?
Title: Re: riddles Post by: Andreas on November 13, 2010, 10:59:02 AM Nothing. These are rather simple.
Title: Re: riddles Post by: Exousia on November 13, 2010, 09:10:26 PM I thought this was a riddle thread? :21:
Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 14, 2010, 06:05:14 AM alpha 1 ex 1 next riddle There was a contest where ten people had to hold 'something'. The winner was a person who was physically disabled with no arms or legs. What was that 'something'? Nothing can't be something! Tis nothing though. A ton of gold and a tonne of feathers, which is heaviest? Title: Re: riddles Post by: Andreas on November 14, 2010, 06:16:37 AM Both are just as heavy as long as the word 'ton' means the metric ton.
Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 14, 2010, 07:26:13 AM You picked up on it at least.
1 tonne = 1.10231131 short tons 1 short ton = 0.90718474 tonne Feathers! Title: Re: riddles Post by: Andreas on November 14, 2010, 07:40:53 AM You did not specify what kind of ton you meant. Ton could also be an alternate spelling to tonne or a long ton which is more then one tonne.
Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 14, 2010, 07:42:36 AM You did not specify what kind of ton you meant. Ton could also be an alternate spelling to tonne or a long ton which is more then one tonne. Notas bad as bontroses see what you saw and saw the table in half though :laugh: You're right though. Okay forget that one What can run but can't walk? Title: Re: riddles Post by: Andreas on November 14, 2010, 07:54:51 AM A lot of things such as a computer or an engine. But I believe the answer to be either a faucet or a nose. Those two are usually the answer.
Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 14, 2010, 09:46:43 AM alpha 1
ex 1 andreas 4 what creature walks of four limbs in spring, two in summer, three in fall, and none in winter. give the whole explanation. Title: Re: riddles Post by: Exousia on November 14, 2010, 11:20:56 AM A human.
We crawl in our infancy, or spring. We walk in our adolescence and adulthood, or summer. We use a cane to assist us in our old age, or fall. We lie on our backs in death, or winter. Post something challenging. Title: Re: riddles Post by: Andreas on November 14, 2010, 11:25:52 AM Isn't that the riddle given by the Sphinx in the old legends?
Title: Re: riddles Post by: Exousia on November 14, 2010, 11:27:42 AM Isn't that the riddle given by the Sphinx in the old legends? Yes. That's why it's not challenging. It's too popular, like all the 'riddles' Bonty's given so far. It's down to whoever can post first rather than whoever can figure it out first. Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 14, 2010, 12:20:12 PM Try and make one up :14:
Whats brown smelly and smells like poop? Title: Re: riddles Post by: Andreas on November 14, 2010, 12:27:52 PM A baby which has eaten chocolate and shat it's diapers.
Title: Re: riddles Post by: Exousia on November 14, 2010, 12:42:24 PM You don't have to make one up, just find one more obscure. :14:
Touchy people. :laugh: Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 14, 2010, 02:55:23 PM A baby which has eaten chocolate and shat it's diapers. Almost. It's simple: poop/turds/assbombs Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 14, 2010, 07:12:59 PM alpha 1
exousia 2 andreas 4 lets try 3 more What gets wetter as you get drier? The more of me that you take the more of me you leave behind what am I? blue block is red, red block is yellow. what color is the yellow block? Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 14, 2010, 07:44:07 PM A towel.
Dont know Yellow. Title: Re: riddles Post by: Andreas on November 15, 2010, 07:13:21 AM The middle riddle is nothing
Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 15, 2010, 06:04:40 PM A towel. Dont know Yellow. yes no yes The middle riddle is nothing wrongexousia 2 alpha 3 andreas 4 i may have stumped you then... keep trying The more of me that you take the more of me you leave behind what am I? Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 15, 2010, 09:02:41 PM Time? :17:
Title: Re: riddles Post by: Andreas on November 16, 2010, 01:15:48 PM A hole. My mind was somewhat astray when I posted, I think.
Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 16, 2010, 03:28:48 PM Time? :17: no but that may have worked, ill give you a half point for that oneA hole. My mind was somewhat astray when I posted, I think. no. you don't take a hole away and leave more hole, you take dirt away and leave a bigger hole. sorryexousia 2 alpha 3.5 andreas 4 i really may have stumped you... keep trying people(and other) The more of me that you take the more of me you leave behind what am I? Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 16, 2010, 03:54:14 PM The more time you take, the more time has passed, makes perfect sense :7:
Steps? (More steps you climb, the more steps you've left behind) Water? (Drink then piss) Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 17, 2010, 02:58:28 PM The more time you take, the more time has passed, makes perfect sense :7: and i gave you the half pointSteps? (More steps you climb, the more steps you've left behind) Water? (Drink then piss) yes you got it no exousia 2 alpha 4.5 andreas 4 next one it is raining and 7 guys leave a building in a group. none of them have any rain gear but only 6 get wet. HOW? Title: Re: riddles Post by: Andreas on November 17, 2010, 03:14:35 PM The fat kid is being carried by the rest like an umbrella.
Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 17, 2010, 04:35:06 PM There was only room for 6 of them in the car. Bontrose had to walk.
Title: Re: riddles Post by: Exousia on November 17, 2010, 04:41:16 PM Quote The more of me that you take the more of me you leave behind what am I? Footsteps. Quote it is raining and 7 guys leave a building in a group. none of them have any rain gear but only 6 get wet. HOW? They were heading toward a fire truck and it was raining because the first one turned the hose on the rest. Or, more seriously, the seventh man (the dry one) was in a coffin and the other six were pall bearers so they got wet as they carried the coffin. ----------------------------------- 1) I am the start of war and end of sorrow. You can't express wisdom without me but I am the heart of dimwits. You may find me in waves but never in oceans. 2) A pack of hungry wolves are chasing you. You run till you come across a dilapidated house with three rooms. The first room has weapons hidden all over which may fire anytime. The second room has a ferocious lion which hasn't eaten for many weeks. The third room has vials of sulfuric acid located near the ceiling which may drip anytime and corrode one's skin. Which room will you hide in to escape from the pack of wolves? Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 18, 2010, 03:10:45 PM Or, more seriously, the seventh man (the dry one) was in a coffin and the other six were pall bearers so they got wet as they carried the coffin. yes1) I am the start of war and end of sorrow. You can't express wisdom without me but I am the heart of dimwits. You may find me in waves but never in oceans. the letter W2) A pack of hungry wolves are chasing you. You run till you come across a dilapidated house with three rooms. The first room has weapons hidden all over which may fire anytime. The second room has a ferocious lion which hasn't eaten for many weeks. The third room has vials of sulfuric acid located near the ceiling which may drip anytime and corrode one's skin. Which room will you hide in to escape from the pack of wolves? has the lion drank? if not go in with the dead lion.ps. the lion usually says a couple of years not weeks Title: Re: riddles Post by: Exousia on November 18, 2010, 05:15:46 PM Too easy to solve in any event. :16:
Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 19, 2010, 02:19:24 PM What gets wetter the more you play with it?
Title: Re: riddles Post by: Andreas on November 19, 2010, 02:21:45 PM What gets wetter the more you play with it? A girl thingy. Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 19, 2010, 02:48:48 PM bontrose 2
exousia 3 andreas 4 alpha 4.5 let us keep it so the chat filter doesn't change the answer Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 19, 2010, 06:55:04 PM What gets wetter the more you play with it? A girl thingy. I guess that would only be a riddle for bontrose :13: Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 19, 2010, 07:22:08 PM bontrose 2
exousia 3 alpha 4.5 andreas 5 lets get another one in here Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 19, 2010, 08:31:48 PM If you were running a race and passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 20, 2010, 07:57:23 PM 2nd
Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 20, 2010, 08:25:29 PM Correct :(
Googler! Title: Re: riddles Post by: Andreas on November 21, 2010, 06:38:10 AM I thought second place directly. I just didn't answer because I thought it was too simple. Can't anyone of you post a really hard riddle?
Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 21, 2010, 08:25:00 AM A precious gift
Yet it has no end No beginning And in the middle Nothing All about the house With his maid he dances Yet he always works And never romances Be sure to shout For its answers are weak There is no language It cannot speak Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 21, 2010, 03:17:50 PM bontrose 3-6
exousia 3 alpha 4.5 andreas 5 ring broom echo what am i speaking of asws uuip tmnr umti meen nrrg Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 21, 2010, 03:26:58 PM also
beaut utthy bebii phoss ethgo eofon dtsel niksy Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 21, 2010, 05:11:08 PM bontrose 3-6 exousia 3 alpha 4.5 andreas 5 ring broom echo what am i speaking of asws uuip tmnr umti meen nrrg thingyflap. You did google. The riddle you posted after was the same place I got mine from. I'm not playing anymore. Go to hell bontrose. Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 22, 2010, 07:52:13 PM exousia 3
alpha 4.5 andreas 5 bontrose 6 yikes... the second isn't though Title: Re: riddles Post by: Exousia on November 22, 2010, 08:57:17 PM "thingyflap?" :confused2:
Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on November 24, 2010, 09:11:14 AM i wonder if flap is also a replacement
Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 24, 2010, 12:57:10 PM How many bontroses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Title: Re: riddles Post by: Exousia on November 24, 2010, 02:09:06 PM At this point I'm wondering how much entertainment I could get out of making up word substitutions and using them in regular posts.
Title: Re: riddles Post by: ãłþħά-∆9 on November 24, 2010, 03:14:57 PM Not much dingo. Don't be a flappy thingy.
Title: Re: riddles Post by: Exousia on November 24, 2010, 10:31:10 PM Shut your flap.
Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on December 09, 2010, 06:24:22 PM beaut
utthy bebii phoss ethgo eofon dtsel niksy exousia 3 alpha 4.5 andreas 5 bontrose 6 blub bump Title: Re: riddles Post by: Exousia on December 10, 2010, 02:50:33 AM Shpadoinkle! :bodyguard:
I will superheterodyne this whole yodel thread if you giraffe again! Title: Re: riddles Post by: norill on December 10, 2010, 02:42:31 PM beauty is only skin deep but this goes to the bohf?? wtf is bohf?
Title: Re: riddles Post by: bontrose on December 12, 2010, 03:21:11 PM norill 1
exousia 3 alpha 4.5 andreas 5 bontrose 6 woops, meant bone not bohf |