The Hacker Project - a free online game

Someone (the poster above you) comes up with a wish, then, you (the poster below him) has to corrupt his wish, and come up with a wish himself.

For example:

Gwolf:I wish for lots of money

someone:you get the money but then a dog ate it all
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I wish to take over the game

As your about to take over the game the server closes for good  :confused2:

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I wish for 10,000 post  :16:

But then Emi suddenly thinks youre a spammer and deletes all your threads and suspends the account.

I wish for a fedora instead of my old trilby.

But then a huge rain storm comes and they all blow away from the shops and the factories stop making them  :3:
(I had to look up what those were cause I didn't know  :confused2:)
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I wish I had a cookie  :13:

Granted! I bake you a batch of my delicious chocolate sugar cookies. Turns out, however, that you have become deathly allergic to chocolate and you die a very painful and humiliating death.

I wish I had ten ponies to give to my wife for our upcoming anniversary. She's always asking for those ponies! :5:

Granted but then she becomes aware of all the food they need and what the ponies turn the food too. Your house stinks and she hates you for bringing those ponies.

I wish for a monocle.

You get your monocle and just as you put it in an experimental laser fries your eyes and head causing you to have a flat face with only a mouth.
(I looked that up just to be sure)

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I wish Exousia was a mod :atention:

Granted! I become a mod, then I become mad with power and go on a rampage changing all the vowels in your posts thusly...

'A' I change to 'I'
'E' I change to 'Y'
'I' I change to 'M'
'O' I change to '7'
'U' I change to '['
'Y' I leave alone because I don't like the way it can't make up its mind if it's a vowel or a consonant.

Your post above now reads thusly...



I wish that I could make people's head explode just by thinking about it.

You can. You just have some trouble thinking at all because a brain that powerfull would require ernourmous amounts of synaps and it will take years to think a complete thought unless you can get the electrical impulses in your brain to go faster then light.

I wish for a laptop.

Granted you get your laptop but then.... whenever you turn it on.... :nono:
(http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://www.appledefects.com/images/burning-ibook.jpg&usg=AFQjCNE3Kwml6b_fidh7iSoP9kFqUCeTcg)

 :naughty:

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I wish I had superpowers  :rock:

You can have your superpowers but then everybody wants you to help them and all you do whole day is flying around saving cats from trees. You're such a good guy :)

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I wish I wasn't such great lover :)

Your wish is my command  :notworthy: but then you become.... This!
(http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://sacandolavuelta.bitacoras.com/nerd.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEj6QUuHJPbhxnTPUK3r_pJd0tuPQ)


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I wish I had 8 arms  :13:

auch, and I thought it is going to be difficult to corrupt me :)

Granted, you get your wish, but then you spend all your days in a room corner, making your web and wait for flies. Itty bitty tiny spider :)

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I wish nobody could corrupt my wishes.

Granted. This is indeed a really big wish so it will however take some time for it to execute properly (it can not be measured in years). Any disturbance at all may restart the process.
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I wish for a girlfriend.

Granted, but your "girlfriend" is acctually a jellyfish but when it stung you it's tentacle fused to your arm and every 5-15 seconds it zaps you  :16:


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I wish Andreas stopped wishing werid wishes  :13:

Granted. Someone named Andreas will stop making weird wishes.

I wish for a better computer which will not break and will be useable by me and it will be compatible with all programs on the market.

Granted. but it take over 1000 years to get to you

I wish for robots to take over the moon
(good to see people like this:)

Granted they take over the moon, but then realize that they already owned it... :confused2: They were after all the first ones to get there and the only ones to ever touch the surface. (Since all the humans were in suits, they never touched it :13:) Then they lose sight of their old dreams because they were already acomplished and instead start to develop AI. Humans see them as a threat then activate a massive EMP destroying the robots before they became a real threat. Humans then pass a law forbiding robots from ever beeing created.

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I wish only I could make wishes anywhere for any reason :3:

Granted but now you can not think of wishes to make

I wish more people played this wish game

Granted, more people are playing but not on this fourm  :13:

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I wish the letter "u" was said "duh"

Granted .  Now when people refer to others as 'dude' , they will in fact call them 'dud'.  :21:

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I wish I knew

Now you know!

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I wish I was rich!

Granted - you are the richest person on the world but terminally ill with only 60 seconds to live!

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I wish for true love - a beautiful girl who would love me, cherish me, wouldn't cheat on me, would be sexually active and willing to experiment, would be about my age, healthy, open minded and that I would love her back :)

 :4:
Granted - You get your girl, but you just discovered you are terminally ill with only 60 seconds to live  :16:

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I wish I was the coolest person in the world.... (Why am I wishing for something I already have... :21:)

Granted. Everyone else dies.

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I wish I were immune to disease and never needed sleep.

Granted, but then you get depressed and comit suicde because all you do at night is sit and wait till day when your wife gets up.

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I wish I was all powerfull, nobody ever died, I always had a good purpose and something to do, I'm immortal to all forms of death and I can't be captured or controlled.  :13:

granted, his wishes become normal, for him, and he goes insane.



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I wish I had no wish, wishes are bad for you.

Granted, but in a sence not granted cause you have no wishes.

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I wish I was the winner of the wishing game

It isn't a game that u win.

I wish I was the most powerful in the game (lol not this wishing game, the main server).

Granted you become the most powerfull player, then you are hit by 7 v2.4 revs that have been running for over 128H thus losing all of your hardware and then becomeing last place.
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I wish it was possible to win the wishing game...

granted, i win and you place last.
i wish that this game's wishes were real

Granted, but everyone (well almost everyone) who plays this game dies (from pervious wishes) so you are left all alone and can't make any wishes because someone else needs to say a wish...  :13:
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I wish that everyone but me would stop posting wishes!  :4:

granted, everyone attacks your server repeatedly because you killed this thread.
i wish that i could control time

Granted, and when you go into the past you create an impossible situiation so the universe fixes itself by killing you
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I wish I could fly!

i wish i had no wish

Granted, you have no wish
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Now back to my wish:
I wish I could fly!

I wish you woulden't wish for the same wish 2 times.

Granted, but nobody has given me my wish.
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Now, back to my wish:
I wish I could fly!

(you granted you own wish)


I wish you woulden't wish for the same wish 3 times.

Granted...
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I wish jimmi33 knew how to play this game....

Sorry, nobody on Earth can grant you THAT wish  :16:

I wish for Terry Goodkind to write another book.

Me too..... :10:
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I wish I could read minds...

Granted, but you can't stop yourself from reading all minds all at once! It's a never-ending torrent of raw thought that screams at you in the night, shrieking like a cage of howler monkeys in heat, garbled like so much rotting refuse poured out into the landfill of your mind. Unable to sleep for days, unable to decipher any individual thought from the chaos, you stumble around drunkenly screaming at people to stop thinking until your neighbors call the cops. The cops gently take you to an asylum where you are locked up for your own safety. There, in a padded cell, unable to sleep without the strongest of drugs, you rot from the inside out. They put you in a straight jacket to prevent you from clawing at your head and wrists in a feeble effort to kill yourself to relieve the torture. You spend the rest of your life there, a hideous, twisted, tormented creature.

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I wish sometimes that my imagination weren't so vivid.

No, more seriously, I wish for the ability to cause people to void their bowels with a mere thought.

That was a very mean death you gave me  :2:
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Granted? (What do you mean by void? :19: ) Well, I'll take a guess...
As you walk aroud causeing people to void their bowels you eventually come across a witch who has placed mirrors about her mind and when you move your thoughts to make her void her bowels it rebounds and causes you to void your bowels instead. She then cast a vile spell over you so everytime you try to do it again it just happens on yourself. Then embaressed beyond belife because you keep voiding your bowels you eventually comit suicide.
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I wish Exousia's imagination of my death wasn't so vivid, he might actually be planning something  :21:

Granted!

I lose my ability to write vividly and stop writing novels, thereby losing my income from that source.

Hey! That hurt me more than you!  :4:

Oh, "void their bowels" is a polite way of saying "crap their pants."

You then lose the ability to see my posts... By having your eyes pop out of your skull!  :laugh:

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I wish that none of these wishes were ever granted!  :7:

Granted, none of them were ever granted.... (But since I'm not a mod like you I can't just go back and edit them or anything... :10:) Other than that nothing spectacular really happens...
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I wish I.... had a wish to think of.... :21:

by invoking Haut's paradox, you destroy the local space-time continuum, and yourself with it. the hole in the continuum grows and grows until it swallows the entire universe, after destroying everything inside the universe. thank you.
(somebody posted before me, but i like my answer better.
granted! the wish, however, is over a billion paragraphs long, to cover every loophole. you spend the rest of your life trying to finish thinking about it.
i wish that the next wish i post on this forum game could not be corrupted.

Your wish will be granted, the next wish you make will not be corrupted.
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I wish that if bkwinner post another wish that his previous wish is nullified and that his wish does get corrupted.

marylin manson, the man that you fear:
when all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.
lol i win!
i wish my last wish came true, but uncorrupted

This was your last wish which will remain uncorrupted, but then it loops again to make itself uncorrupted but then that becomes your last wish which will then uncorrupt itself... forever... and ever... and ever... time freezes because it will loop forever to uncorrupt itself.

I wish to control the past to command the future to conquer the past.

you get your wish, but when you conquer the past, you change the future so that you are not in controll, reverting the past to how it should have been in the first place...
i wish the same as before without the loopy thingy

i blow up death2all before he makes his first wish destroying the loop and making mine

i wish i had mod powers

but you change the future so that ppl can go back in time, and someone goes back and kills your mother! so i am allive and get a wish! i wish i won the lottery every week for 3 years

but nobady buys a lottery tiket afterwards and the police find out your scam sending you to jail while every week you spend $1 on a lottery ticket and get 10 cents losing your money and having spent the original money you cry and kill yourself when you get out

I wish this was round 1.

granted it is round one,+1

The game suddenly goes back to round 1, all new features vanish, Emi goes wild at losing all his updates and discontinues the game, closing down the server.

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I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a 6-4 impalar

granted:
you grow taller but you also get hairy and people take potshots at you because they think you are a Bigfoot
you grow fat enough you turn into a ball and have a heart attack so the doctor makes you get a lyposuction
you receive a girl who looks good but before you call her she kicks you in the groin repetedly while she calls the cops
you receive a rabbit in a hat with a bat but as you reach in it hits you with the bat and bites you giving you rabies
you receive a 6-4 impalara(a cookie) you go crazy because with everything that went wrong you got a cookie instead of a car and end up dying due to complications from rabies during another heart attack

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i wish i could get out of hell

You take your first steps out the hell mouth and get hit by a passing truck, you're back in hell.

I wish I could wish a million wishes

you get a million wishes but none of them come true

i wish i had a pen

You have a pen, it is in your rectum.
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I wish bontrose didn't exist  :2:

i stop existing my posts dissapear and people have nobody to flame the forum have less gams and everything slows down but i will myself into existance and everything is back to normal

i wish i didn't lose

no, NOOOOOO

And you didn't wish, so you lose.

i wish i liked turkey

that   is  very good :17:

You received your wished turkey, defeathered and nicely cleaned, but then you remembered you are actually a vegetarian and any thought on meat makes you sick.


I wish There were more active players online :)

You received your wish, but the massive increase in activity crashed the game server.

I wish I had a new car.

You get your wish, but you crash it into a pole minutes after you take it onto the road due to a defect.

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I wish woodchucks could chuck the wood they wish they could chuck while woodchucks couldn't chuck wood.

But because it was a defect of the car, I win lots of monies from the lawsuit. Most of it goes to my lawers, but still... I got a good mil and a half to my name.

Your wish caused the woodchucks heads to go boom. All of them. Congrats, you've just killed all of them.

I wish I had a soda.

your wish is granted. a soda falls from the sky and hits you upside the head

wish i had a pound of mj.

I know this is necroing but the thread is funny.

Wish granted. You get a pound of mj but the SWAT team storm your house and throw you into prison for life.

I WISH FOR THE CONTROLS TO A DOOMSDAY DEVICE

Granted but they take batteries that don't exist.
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I wish I had a T.A.R.D.I.S


:P

Granted however the Daleks find you and destroy it.

I wish I had the non-existant batteries for the doomsday control

granted but they are flat :notworking:

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I wish the next wish will be "I wish the previous wisher is perfect in every way, shape and form: immortal, indestructible, immune to all disease (mental and physical), can shapeshift and travel through space/time just simply by wishing, also has infinite wishes, ect...."

I wish that I had infinite power!

granted......but since you didn't follow the rules and grant my wish, The Game absorbs all your power like a sponge in heat

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I wish I am God!

Granted but then u doomed yourself to hell.

I wish rev was never created

Granted.
:sniper: but I secretly had one backup copy on my FTP and researched it to version 100 before installing it onto all of your servers using a Remote Virus Injector.

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I wish I could have my own Faction and choose/upgrade specialties/bonuses/servers/missions/ect.

Granted but then the other 4 factions joined together and destroyed you.

I wish that I had infinite HPD

Granted. BUT! I installed virii on all of your servers and stole it from you.

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I wish somebody would play Count to a thousand (http://hpforum.etvirtualworlds.com/index.php?topic=262.555) with me.

Granted but the person you played it with could only count to one.

I wish that there were no more wishes

Granted. There are no more wishes for one second.

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one second passes ...

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I wish I was the worst player.

Granted but then everyone gets banned and your number 1.

I wish that Octavian from the Percy Jackson series is killed by Percy Jackson

Granted ... but this is all I know about Octavian from the Percy Jacksom series (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIzi7xqnrdc) so I'll just say that Octavian had found a way to clone himself before he died and that his clone killed Percy Jackson afterwards.

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I wish I was poor.

Granted but someone takes pity on you and you get 1 million dollars

I wish that the new round had never started

Granted. You are forcefully taken back in time through to the previous round and are now stuck in a time trap at the end of that round just before it resets with an infinite dooms day warning while the rest of us get to play :w00t2:

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I wish that the next poster makes a wish :devil:

granted, but the next poster makes a stupid wish
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i wish for a cookie

Granted. BUT it's a cum cookie! :8:

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I wish for a short life.

granted but the time trap I was stuck in pulled you into it making you immortal.

I wish that the next poster wishes for 10 wishes

Granted.......but I make them one post at a time with atleast one other wish from another poster in between them. :beee:

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wish0 = "I wish I had no way to escape from being stuck in that time trap."

Granted but then the time trap collapses.

I wish that only one Revelation virus is needed to trigger the countdown.

Granted. But it's by God so it was written in ten parts that all need to be run simultaneously at the same time and all ten were scattered amongst the faction servers.

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wish1 = "I wish for a joke."

Granted. But your object returns void and your joke is lost forever in memoryspace.

I wish the people who researched endgame File Shares were still around.

Granted. I am still around. But I haven't actually played in ages.

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wish2 = "I wish I could play The Hacker Project game like I used to, please donate some time to me so I can play again."