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Title: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: łħά-∆9 on July 27, 2010, 12:53:16 PM
The forum is looking bleak so i thought id start a new game to get people posting a bit or something.
Basically rhyme a word with the word before it eg.

Nice
Spice
Rice
Flies
Disguise
Wise
Guys
Prise

You get the picture?
Man i've bored myself with this game already  :21:

Silver
Flow


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: bontrose on July 30, 2010, 12:16:31 PM
slow


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: łħά-∆9 on July 31, 2010, 06:09:06 AM
Hoe  :12:


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: bontrose on August 01, 2010, 09:36:43 AM
sow


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: Thraxian on August 02, 2010, 07:51:09 AM
Pinocchio


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: łħά-∆9 on August 02, 2010, 01:55:29 PM
Romeo


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: bontrose on August 03, 2010, 08:50:30 AM
Bashō


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: Thraxian on August 04, 2010, 08:02:09 AM
Incommunicado


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: łħά-∆9 on August 04, 2010, 12:33:54 PM
False-bravado


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: GlitchH4xor on August 04, 2010, 01:18:01 PM
bravado


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: Brok Ironfist on August 04, 2010, 07:42:40 PM
libido


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: łħά-∆9 on August 05, 2010, 05:19:05 AM
Potato  :12:


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: GlitchH4xor on August 05, 2010, 06:48:49 AM
Tomato


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: Thraxian on August 05, 2010, 09:16:48 AM
Presto-Chango!

Tomato....was that toe-may-to, or toe-mah-to?


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: GlitchH4xor on August 05, 2010, 09:45:46 AM
Presto-Chango!

Tomato....was that toe-may-to, or toe-mah-to?

Presto

I say toe-may-to because it was po-tay-to.


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: łħά-∆9 on August 05, 2010, 10:57:03 AM
Chest o' (drawers)


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: bontrose on August 05, 2010, 05:14:52 PM
investor


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: łħά-∆9 on August 06, 2010, 06:05:42 AM
Digestor


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: GlitchH4xor on August 06, 2010, 08:47:22 AM
inventor

I guess we ignore the fact that investor does not rhyme with chest o'.


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: bontrose on August 06, 2010, 10:03:37 AM
boar


we are going by sounds like


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: łħά-∆9 on August 07, 2010, 06:12:26 AM
shhhhh


snore


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: bontrose on August 07, 2010, 01:16:56 PM
smore


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: łħά-∆9 on August 20, 2010, 08:20:25 AM
Realtor


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: bontrose on August 20, 2010, 07:28:47 PM
Elenore


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: Andreas on November 14, 2010, 12:35:30 PM
Eleonore, oh Eleonore.
Why don't you sleep some more. Yes, some more.
I guess I have to teach you some lore,
about the ancient furious four.
For they bring doom, dear Eleonore,
to this world that is not anymore.


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: bontrose on November 14, 2010, 07:14:55 PM
... did i set that off?

gore


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: łħά-∆9 on November 14, 2010, 07:45:09 PM
More, more, more  :bodyguard:


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: Andreas on November 15, 2010, 07:12:23 AM
I wrote another verse but unfortunately it doesn't rhyme with horror.


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: Hatejacket on November 15, 2010, 07:57:48 AM
More, more, more  :bodyguard:

Settle the score, alpha wants more
and more and more, but I deplore
He likes boys, he calls them toys
He is a wh*re, and yes I swore
I'm no rapper but i got rapport
With the roar of my four-four
Spits it's sh*t, smell that noise?
Pours your blood upon the floor



Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: łħά-∆9 on November 15, 2010, 09:39:02 AM
Listen foo' you can't talk me down,
Your words, they sound like a messed up clown,
Like a juggalo fg, that's what you are,
You think you're badass, well you aint on par.

You aint spitting rhymes, you're dribbling 'em
You use the same method when you're swallowin' cum.
So why don't you step back, just take a seat
Chris Hanson is here, time to rest yo' feet.

 :19:


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: Andreas on November 15, 2010, 09:58:08 AM
A copypasta rap-off I've brought to life,
but this effectively brought this thread to a defeat.
Will someone please slit these guys throats with a knife?
Although, my own hands,
across a jugular or two would be rather neat.


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: Hatejacket on November 15, 2010, 10:54:25 AM
Listen foo' you can't talk me down,
Your words, they sound like a messed up clown,
Like a juggalo fg, that's what you are,
You think you're badass, well you aint on par.

You aint spitting rhymes, you're dribbling 'em
You use the same method when you're swallowin' cum.
So why don't you step back, just take a seat
Chris Hanson is here, time to rest yo' feet.

 :19:

You try to strike my nerves, but yours, I'll just have to deaden them
I'm dancing on my words, and yours, you will have to edit them
Fighting with the audio, I guess we'll call you auditor
And tell Chris Hansen Glitch is here so he can catch his predator
I'm sick of all these b*tches so I guess I'll have to senate them
If you don't know what that is, it means that I'm the f*ckin president
Report in, deported, stay the f*ck up out my residence
And I know it's text but say it loud, feel that f*ckin resonance


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: łħά-∆9 on November 15, 2010, 11:13:26 AM
Listen foo' you can't talk me down,
Your words, they sound like a messed up clown,
Like a juggalo fg, that's what you are,
You think you're badass, well you aint on par.

You aint spitting rhymes, you're dribbling 'em
You use the same method when you're swallowin' cum.
So why don't you step back, just take a seat
Chris Hanson is here, time to rest yo' feet.

 :19:

You try to strike my nerves, but yours, I'll just have to deaden them
I'm dancing on my words, and yours, you will have to edit them
Fighting with the audio, I guess we'll call you auditor
And tell Chris Hansen Glitch is here so he can catch his predator
I'm sick of all these b*tches so I guess I'll have to senate them
If you don't know what that is, it means that I'm the f*ckin president
Report in, deported, stay the f*ck up out my residence
And I know it's text but say it loud, feel that f*ckin resonance

Yes, I get it, you can swear a lot,
Maybe it's time to give up the pot,
Your memory's fried and your look is faded
Everything you say just comes out jaded
I've been there, done that and bought the t-shirt
And all your pedo jokes just make my dck squirt
Yeah, that's right, I aint afraid to say it
My rhymes are crimes, and yours, they're just sht.


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: Hatejacket on November 15, 2010, 11:32:23 AM
Psh, the miracles I make are delectable
Infectable lyrical venom I spit
If you don't like me, I don't give a SH*T
But respect my F*CKIN testicles
Sl*t, you're irrelevant in history
That means you don't exist to me
Try to step to me, you'll kiss my feet
And I hope that makes you pissed at me!
This motherf*cker knows a million f*ckin metaphors
What the hell you think all them drugs is for?
It's like a bulb lit up my head, but then someone broke the filament
Smoked it as a methpipe, now I'm dead, don't f*ck with the killer, man!


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: Andreas on November 15, 2010, 11:39:36 AM
You aren't even rhyming anymore.
Now what's the purpose of this thread?
Stop acting like you want the other as a sleeper.
Whining like pregnant doges you put out flamebait. Like trolls you have fed.


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: Hatejacket on November 15, 2010, 11:48:48 AM
You aren't even rhyming anymore.
Now what's the purpose of this thread?
Stop acting like you want the other as a sleeper.
Whining like pregnant doges you put out flamebait. Like trolls you have fed.

Delectable/testicles
spit/Sh*t
History/me/feet
metaphor/for
filament/killer, man

What do you expect out of a freestyle? It all rhymes anyhow. Near rhymes work in rap/hip-hop. Go back to your poetry, woman


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: łħά-∆9 on November 15, 2010, 11:54:44 AM
I think it's clear I win, I got you on tilt,
Go back to basics, go back to ttty milk
But it's okay, don't threat, don't worry
I'm in no rush to win, no hurry.

You see these rhymes; they just come naturally
Been spitting this sh*t since I was about three,
See when i was young I was a fan of poetry,
It just seemed to come so easily.
Whereas you, my friend, seem to be struggling
F-ing and blinding, while i'm word juggling.
So give it up cracker, just leave the game
There's nobody else here for you to blame,
For your janky-ass rhymes and your messed up style,
Just take your time and groom it, like a pedophile.  :laugh:



(Editors note: Yeah at least HJs flows, I didn't even realise yours was meant to rhyme  :13: )


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: Andreas on November 15, 2010, 12:16:32 PM
You aren't even rhyming anymore.
Now what's the purpose of this thread?
Stop acting like you want the other as a sleeper.
Whining like pregnant doges you put out flamebait. Like trolls you have fed.

Delectable/testicles
spit/Sh*t
History/me/feet
metaphor/for
filament/killer, man

What do you expect out of a freestyle? It all rhymes anyhow. Near rhymes work in rap/hip-hop. Go back to your poetry, woman

Oh, the pain is unbearable.
I've been shot through the heart.
Will I ever reach the gods unpleasable?
I just wish my latest verse weren't expelled like a fart.


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: łħά-∆9 on November 15, 2010, 12:20:07 PM
You aren't even rhyming anymore.
Now what's the purpose of this thread?
Stop acting like you want the other as a sleeper.
Whining like pregnant doges you put out flamebait. Like trolls you have fed.

Delectable/testicles
spit/Sh*t
History/me/feet
metaphor/for
filament/killer, man

What do you expect out of a freestyle? It all rhymes anyhow. Near rhymes work in rap/hip-hop. Go back to your poetry, woman

Oh, the pain is unbearable.
I've been shot through the heart.
Will I ever reach the gods unpleasable?
I just wish my latest verse weren't expelled like a fart.

Every other line rhyme, just doesn't quite flow
Sounds more like poetry, don't you know?
But a rhyme's a rhyme and this i cannot argue
So i'll leave it at that and say good luck to you.

(HJ just passed 1337 posts!)


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: Andreas on November 15, 2010, 12:25:53 PM
Yes, well amongst all of thee,
I want to be only me.
Not one in the huge masses,
behind digital glasses.
The ancient meters apply,
and by verses I must pry.


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: Andreas on November 17, 2010, 03:56:39 PM
For all on display,
my heart to be gay.
My ears hears a play,
and listen I may.
For what can I say?
Oh, silverly fay.


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: łħά-∆9 on November 17, 2010, 04:32:59 PM
Listen fool, your rhymes are whack,
Just give it up now, you'll never be black,
Retire, you're dire, and give up the crack
Before i spray you down with my Glock or my Mac


Too easy, cheesy


Title: Re: The Rhyme Crime
Post by: madolebr on July 31, 2012, 11:38:39 PM
my flow is undeniable, my lyrics are twistid
ya'll try to get me but keep on missin
i'mma show you how to flow like logistics
and i'mma spit a rhyme. don't miss it
try to catch a rhyme with no beat
i'll leave you dead in the street
i'll show you the lyrics that aren't written down
and show you how you just got dissed by a clown


juggalos join me in shangrula