The Hacker Project - a free online game

in this game people will post riddles and others will post answers

there is a man in a room with no windows and no doors. the room was built around him. the are 2 items in the room a mirror and a table. how does he get out?

hint: only works in english

Go through the hole where the door isnt....

obviously you'd break the legs off the table to use them as a sledgehammer, and break the mirror to make a knife to cut wires/smaller things

duh

no hole

solid walls, no wires

Climb over the walls?  :17:

ceiling included

Dig. Now keep adding more stipulations until it's exactly how you describe it. Coool  :bodyguard:


 :14:

Inorite.
Stupid riddles.

The answer is simple. And stupid. I've heard it before so I googled

He looks in the mirror. He sees what he saw. He takes the saw. He cuts the table in Half. Two halves make a whole. He climbs out the hole.

It's not a riddle, its a pile of sweaty dog bollocks.

we have a winner

a man is found dead. he hung himself from the ceiling and he has a foot or two between his feet and the floor. there is nothing below him except some puddles.

how did he do it?

Ice block.  :14:

You piss and nuts yourself when you die, so its not necessarily water ;D

But yeah. Ice block/Piss block

we have another winner

alpha 1
ex 1

next riddle

There was a contest where ten people had to hold 'something'. The winner was a person who was physically disabled with no arms or legs. What was that 'something'?

His breath.

we have a winner... pretty quick too

alpha:1
ex:1
andreas:1

When you're full you want to eat it. if it is completely dark you can see. If you fall on a heap of cotton, you'll suffer from it.  even if you're broke you'll still have it. What is it?

Nothing. These are rather simple.

I thought this was a riddle thread?  :21:

Nothing can't be something!
Tis nothing though.

A ton of gold and a tonne of feathers, which is heaviest?

Both are just as heavy as long as the word 'ton' means the metric ton.

You picked up on it at least.


1 tonne = 1.10231131 short tons
1 short ton = 0.90718474 tonne

Feathers!

You did not specify what kind of ton you meant. Ton could also be an alternate spelling to tonne or a long ton which is more then one tonne.

Notas bad as bontroses see what you saw and saw the table in half though  :laugh:
You're right though. Okay forget that one

What can run but can't walk?

A lot of things such as a computer or an engine. But I believe the answer to be either a faucet or a nose. Those two are usually the answer.

alpha 1
ex 1
andreas 4


what creature walks of four limbs in spring, two in summer, three in fall, and none in winter.

give the whole explanation.

A human.

We crawl in our infancy, or spring. We walk in our adolescence and adulthood, or summer. We use a cane to assist us in our old age, or fall. We lie on our backs in death, or winter.

Post something challenging.

Isn't that the riddle given by the Sphinx in the old legends?

Yes. That's why it's not challenging. It's too popular, like all the 'riddles' Bonty's given so far. It's down to whoever can post first rather than whoever can figure it out first.

Try and make one up  :14:

Whats brown smelly and smells like poop?

A baby which has eaten chocolate and shat it's diapers.

You don't have to make one up, just find one more obscure.  :14:

Touchy people.  :laugh:

Almost.

It's simple: poop/turds/assbombs

alpha 1
exousia 2
andreas 4

lets try 3 more

What gets wetter as you get drier?

The more of me that you take the more of me you leave behind what am I?

blue block is red, red block is yellow. what color is the yellow block?

A towel.

Dont know

Yellow.

The middle riddle is nothing

yes
no
yes

wrong

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exousia 2
alpha 3
andreas 4

i may have stumped you then...

keep trying

The more of me that you take the more of me you leave behind what am I?

Time?  :17:

A hole. My mind was somewhat astray when I posted, I think.

no but that may have worked, ill give you a half point for that one

no. you don't take a hole away and leave more hole, you take dirt away and leave a bigger hole. sorry

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exousia 2
alpha 3.5
andreas 4

i really may have stumped you...

keep trying people(and other)

The more of me that you take the more of me you leave behind what am I?

The more time you take, the more time has passed, makes perfect sense  :7:

Steps? (More steps you climb, the more steps you've left behind)
Water? (Drink then piss)

and i gave you the half point
yes you got it
no

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exousia 2
alpha 4.5
andreas 4

next one

it is raining and 7 guys leave a building in a group. none of them have any rain gear but only 6 get wet. HOW?

The fat kid is being carried by the rest like an umbrella.

There was only room for 6 of them in the car. Bontrose had to walk.

Footsteps.


They were heading toward a fire truck and it was raining because the first one turned the hose on the rest.

Or, more seriously, the seventh man (the dry one) was in a coffin and the other six were pall bearers so they got wet as they carried the coffin.

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1) I am the start of war and end of sorrow. You can't express wisdom without me but I am the heart of dimwits. You may find me in waves but never in oceans.

2) A pack of hungry wolves are chasing you. You run till you come across a dilapidated house with three rooms. The first room has weapons hidden all over which may fire anytime. The second room has a ferocious lion which hasn't eaten for many weeks. The third room has vials of sulfuric acid located near the ceiling which may drip anytime and corrode one's skin. Which room will you hide in to escape from the pack of wolves?

yes

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the letter W
has the lion drank? if not go in with the dead lion.

ps. the lion usually says a couple of years not weeks

Too easy to solve in any event.  :16:

What gets wetter the more you play with it?

A girl thingy.

bontrose 2
exousia 3
andreas 4
alpha 4.5

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let us keep it so the chat filter doesn't change the answer

Correct.

I guess that would only be a riddle for bontrose  :13:

bontrose 2
exousia 3
alpha 4.5
andreas 5

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lets get another one in  here

If you were running a race and passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

2nd

Correct :(

Googler!

I thought second place directly. I just didn't answer because I thought it was too simple. Can't anyone of you post a really hard riddle?

A precious gift
Yet it has no end
No beginning
And in the middle
Nothing


All about the house
With his maid he dances
Yet he always works
And never romances


Be sure to shout
For its answers are weak
There is no language
It cannot speak

bontrose 3-6
exousia 3
alpha 4.5
andreas 5

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ring
broom
echo

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what am i  speaking of

asws

uuip

tmnr

umti

meen

nrrg

also

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beaut
utthy
bebii
phoss
ethgo
eofon
dtsel
niksy

thingyflap. You did google. The riddle you posted after was the same place I got mine from.

I'm not playing anymore. Go to hell bontrose.

exousia 3
alpha 4.5
andreas 5
bontrose 6

yikes... the second isn't though

"thingyflap?"  :confused2:

i wonder if flap is also a replacement

How many bontroses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

At this point I'm wondering how much entertainment I could get out of making up word substitutions and using them in regular posts.

Not much dingo. Don't be a flappy thingy.

Shut your flap.

beaut
utthy
bebii
phoss
ethgo
eofon
dtsel
niksy

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exousia 3
alpha 4.5
andreas 5
bontrose 6

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blub

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bump

Shpadoinkle!  :bodyguard:

I will superheterodyne this whole yodel thread if you giraffe again!

beauty is only skin deep but this goes to the bohf?? wtf is bohf?

norill 1
exousia 3
alpha 4.5
andreas 5
bontrose 6

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woops, meant bone not bohf