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Title: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: Andreas on July 07, 2008, 03:51:06 AM
One night when the famous Stallman, the creator of the GNU project, laid in his bed sleeping without knowing what was going on outside his window.
Suddenly two black dressed men with katanas swinged themselves through the window shouting;
"Richard Stallman! Your viral open source licenses have grown too powerfull."
"The GPL must be stopped..."
"...at the source..."
"...YOU!"

When Stallman woke up and heard this he drawed his own two katanas, one under the bed and one behind the head of the bed, and replied;
"HAH! Microsoft lackeys! So it has come to this.
A night of blood Ive long awaited.
But be this my death or yours,
Free software will carry on!
For a GNU dawn! For freedom!
...Hey, where are you going?"
The disguised men jumped out the window again and runaway. But befoer they were to far away our hero, Stallman, heard them saying;
"Man, youre right. That never gets old."
"Lets do Eric S. Raymond next."
"Or Linus Torvalds. I hear that he sleeps with nunchucks."

The End


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: GuitarHero on July 07, 2008, 04:07:01 AM
Haha...ha....not funny. IMO Just as dumb as you are


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: plubius on July 07, 2008, 04:18:50 AM
an xkcd comic in text form  :5:


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: BobbyBob on July 07, 2008, 06:09:13 AM
an xkcd comic in text form  :5:
lol what is this xkcd you guys keep talking about?


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: Andreas on July 07, 2008, 06:11:54 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/open_source.png)


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: BobbyBob on July 07, 2008, 06:18:17 AM
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/open_source.png)
Haha that's awesome! where can i read some more =O!?


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: Andreas on July 07, 2008, 06:39:54 AM
http//:xkcd.com Make sure to read all of it. And if you think the first comics are boring just think that they becomes better and better;
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/road_rage.png)


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: BobbyBob on July 07, 2008, 06:40:41 AM
http//:xkcd.com Make sure to read all of it. And if you think the first comics are boring just think that they becomes better and better;
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/road_rage.png)
There i fixed your picture! and okay ill go check


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: Andreas on July 07, 2008, 06:41:42 AM
I fixed it myself before you posted but thank you.


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: BobbyBob on July 07, 2008, 07:08:07 AM
I fixed it myself before you posted but thank you.
i noticed =p


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: Kingdutch on July 09, 2008, 05:14:03 AM
Link's wrong :O
should be http:// instead of http//: :D


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: Andreas on July 19, 2008, 10:49:44 AM
Ops. Sorry. Here is the real link; http://xkcd.com/


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: Noseedam on July 19, 2008, 11:24:41 AM
LOLZ!!!!!! funny!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: Andreas on July 19, 2008, 11:27:39 AM
Is it only the screen Im using right now or is your !s purple?


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: Noseedam on July 19, 2008, 11:35:36 AM
your screen has issues...........


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: Andreas on July 19, 2008, 11:40:10 AM
Thank god that it isnt my own screen. Its on a friends laptop and I realized that it became better when I pulled a little on the screen.


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: Noseedam on July 19, 2008, 11:41:12 AM
poor friend............ must not take care of laptop *cries for all the abused laptop in the world*


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: Andreas on July 19, 2008, 11:43:31 AM
I dont really like laptops (and you didnt write in plural as you should do) because its harder to upgrade without buying a whole new computer.


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: Noseedam on July 19, 2008, 11:44:26 AM
yeah.......... taht's true, but at the same time, laptops are also outdated quicker and more liekly to get beat up + not as good cooling (owchy!)


Title: Re: A little story about Richard Stallman
Post by: Andreas on July 28, 2008, 02:42:55 AM
The cooling is a little problem. Sometimes you dont have much space and simply put it on your lap and after a while...