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Title: Thread of epic failure
Post by: The_Architect on July 18, 2008, 12:53:04 PM
Join the storm, contribute to the flood...

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Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: neo alpha on August 08, 2008, 01:06:52 PM
* No Keyboard found ; PRESS F1 TO CONTINUE!!! *


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: Araeus on August 08, 2008, 03:41:41 PM
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Oldie but a goodie.


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: HJ on August 08, 2008, 05:05:14 PM
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Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: neo alpha on August 08, 2008, 07:30:46 PM
The last is the best :)


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: ZacQuicksilver on August 08, 2008, 09:43:45 PM
(http://www.duzons.com/kei/blah/study-fail.jpg)


Yes, but "No" = -1, so (No + 1) =0, and you divided by Zero.


FAIL.


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: HJ on August 08, 2008, 10:09:03 PM
(http://www.duzons.com/kei/blah/study-fail.jpg)


Yes, but "No" = -1, so (No + 1) =0, and you divided by Zero.


FAIL.

Except I didn't make the pic.

How'd you like all your files hidden + Encrypted, btw?


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: ZacQuicksilver on August 08, 2008, 10:18:15 PM
Oh. That was you.


In that case, I'm almost complemented. I thought it was the guy I hacked last night.

My only issue was that you took out my .5 Virus Capture: I had either stashed or noted where I could get a copy of the rest.

That said, it will be a day or two before I'm ready to come out of my shell.


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: HJ on August 08, 2008, 10:28:26 PM
Oh. That was you.


In that case, I'm almost complemented. I thought it was the guy I hacked last night.

My only issue was that you took out my .5 Virus Capture: I had either stashed or noted where I could get a copy of the rest.

That said, it will be a day or two before I'm ready to come out of my shell.


My only issue was that, too: Your Virus Capture.

I disgrace the software, and you were capping adware from a friend of mine.

You got to feel the wrath of my anger from the Virii Limit update. Enjoy. I feel no remorse.

And my friend thanks you for the files he downloaded from your server.

Have fun running a v 0.58 Decryptor.


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: ZacQuicksilver on August 08, 2008, 10:32:36 PM
My only issue was that, too: Your Virus Capture.

I disgrace the software, and you were capping adware from a friend of mine.

You got to feel the wrath of my anger from the Virii Limit update. Enjoy. I feel no remorse.

And my friend thanks you for the files he downloaded from your server.

Have fun running a v 0.58 Decryptor.

Not to taunt, but I did say I have backups. The encrypted files are gone, and the backups on their way in.

And tell your friend I'm more than happy to negotiate. I would prefer to sit on my butt for two days rather than rebuild my computer for two days.


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: HJ on August 08, 2008, 10:35:04 PM
Not to taunt, but you don't delete your important localhost logs.

Not to taunt, but I have a v10 UnDeleter just in case you did.

Not to taunt, but I know where your backups are located.

There's a difference between sending a message/unleashing anger and completely destroying an account.


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: ZacQuicksilver on August 08, 2008, 10:48:41 PM
Duly noted. 

I'm clear that you won, and that if I'm lucky, I've got one or two servers that are still "mine" and you don't know about. I'm pretty sure you can tell me who is supplying me with most of my backups. In fact, I'm even willing to bet that that if I asked that person, they lost most of their programs too, and just got out because that person is gold, and thus has a backup server.

The only "win" I can claim is learning: you just taught me quite a bit about how to survive in this game, and I don't think you learned much. More importantly for me, you've shown me how important it is to keep powerful people who play one's game happy/challenged enough that they don't get angry.

So I'll give you your victory. I got one that's far more valuable, in it's own way.

Now, would you mind not doing that again, and just taking out a little next time. Or leaving a message. I'm on your side as far as where this game is going.


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: HJ on August 08, 2008, 11:02:53 PM
Sent you a PM.

On a side note, it was my first major hack with encryption involved as it's rather useless against players at my level.

At your level it's a little more than a minor annoyance, certainly for non-gold accounts.

I also learned that I spent over 1000 AP doing what I did to yours + others servers.


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: Andreas on August 26, 2008, 02:17:55 PM
Lets bring life in this thread again.
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Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: The_Architect on August 27, 2008, 10:18:43 AM
I'm BACK!!!


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Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: Witcher on August 27, 2008, 11:55:57 AM
(http://media.g4tv.com/images/blog/2007/11/27/633317514784490542.jpg)

Why do you think that's a fail? I personally admire the discipline of someone who has the guts to hold his position even though dehydration and heat lead him to pass out.

But then... I actually also happen to remember the article which went along with that particular picture.


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: Andreas on August 27, 2008, 02:35:24 PM
(http://images.bigfail.com/i/f/10/00/476.jpg)

There is something wrong with me now. I cant stop listening to SoaD Jet Pilot and I totally refuses to shut Python down even though I dont use it now. Perhaps I fail.


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: The_Architect on August 27, 2008, 02:42:31 PM


Why do you think that's a fail? I personally admire the discipline of someone who has the guts to hold his position even though dehydration and heat lead him to pass out.

But then... I actually also happen to remember the article which went along with that particular picture.

I didn't make it, although there's the sympathy there, I must pass on the story of the brave pioneer who fell down in front of the queen.

wonder what happened to that bloke...


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: Andreas on August 27, 2008, 02:48:57 PM
(http://images.bigfail.com/i/f/10/00/463.jpg)
(http://images.bigfail.com/i/f/10/00/464.jpg)
Micheal Jackson is a black male. He looks like a white female. I can understand that he looks female. (And its not much.) But how the h*** did he get a new skincolour?


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: The_Architect on August 27, 2008, 03:01:17 PM
Punctuation fail

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Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: Andreas on August 28, 2008, 09:45:43 AM
Good one. And very true too.
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I cant understand how people can get that big. The skin should stretch out until it gets painful and finally snap. Instead its getting even larger!


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: gs 059 on August 28, 2008, 10:56:24 AM
our skin will stretch and get thin, and than because it is organic, it will grow again and get thicker. if you take a person that is 150lbs, and than stuff in 100lbs of fat into 'em, that would make it snap, but if you go slowly it will heal itself and let you put in more. it is not like a balloon..


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: Andreas on August 28, 2008, 11:45:57 AM
Nope its not like a balloon. Its mostly digusting. But thats my opinion and I dont want to offend anyone on this forum who is obese.

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I love mexican food. Especially buritos with Jalapeo and lot of hot sauce on the ground beef. Salted peanuts are also very tasty on the buritos.


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: The_Architect on August 29, 2008, 10:21:50 AM
I second that, which is why I learned spanish instead of french for my third language

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Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: Andreas on August 29, 2008, 10:43:38 AM
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Oh. That was a triple fail.


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: KernelPanic on September 07, 2008, 02:09:41 PM
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Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: Succubus on January 05, 2009, 07:36:00 PM
Good thread. I REVIVE THEE!


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Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: Seb on January 05, 2009, 08:44:40 PM
well OBVIOUSLY!  :16:


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: Adramalech on January 06, 2009, 02:32:51 PM
game fail, away for >2 weeks and only dropped like 20 places in the ranks..


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: jimmi33 on January 08, 2009, 01:57:48 PM
I think you will be happy about this HJ :P


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: Donn on January 08, 2009, 02:21:57 PM
Haha  :13:


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: Andreas on January 08, 2009, 02:48:25 PM
Good one.


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: jimmi33 on January 08, 2009, 03:27:21 PM
well it wasen't meant for offend HJ but he like saying troll a lot :P sooo i thought he might need? ^^


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: Succubus on January 08, 2009, 08:52:29 PM
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Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: Donn on January 09, 2009, 06:51:45 AM
Im not posting this to laugh with Americans (Im from Belgium remember) but this is just..

http://www.reason.com/news/show/33014.html

Its really not funny.. Is it really that bad over there guys? Cause we all know the media loves to overreact so..

I found it by searching on Google for the picture Succubus posted about that girl failing  :laugh:


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: Exousia on October 06, 2009, 09:15:11 PM
Trimmed the fat.

And now to restore the thread to it's original intent....

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Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: docslax on October 07, 2009, 11:25:35 AM
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Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: bontrose on October 07, 2009, 01:53:46 PM
Im not posting this to laugh with Americans (Im from Belgium remember) but this is just..

http://www.reason.com/news/show/33014.html

Its really not funny.. Is it really that bad over there guys? Cause we all know the media loves to overreact so..

I found it by searching on Google for the picture Succubus posted about that girl failing  :laugh:
yes it is that bad here


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: madolebr on July 31, 2012, 11:53:15 PM
(http://<a href="http://www.epicfail.com/2012/07/31/olympian-name-fail/"><a href="http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/olympian-name-fail-kim-yoo-suk.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-25441" title="olympian-name-fail-kim-yoo-suk" src="http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/olympian-name-fail-kim-yoo-suk.jpg" alt="" width="533" height="400" /></a>Submitted by Ralph I.</a>)
how about that. lol


Title: Re: Thread of epic failure
Post by: valentinek22 on May 04, 2016, 12:01:33 AM
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