I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a 6-4 impalar
granted:
you grow taller but you also get hairy and people take potshots at you because they think you are a Bigfoot
you grow fat enough you turn into a ball and have a heart attack so the doctor makes you get a lyposuction
you receive a girl who looks good but before you call her she kicks you in the groin repetedly while she calls the cops
you receive a rabbit in a hat with a bat but as you reach in it hits you with the bat and bites you giving you rabies
you receive a 6-4 impalara(a cookie) you go crazy because with everything that went wrong you got a cookie instead of a car and end up dying due to complications from rabies during another heart attack
i wish i could get out of hell
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