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"what a brilliant Weaselologist!"

Okay, first up is a terrorist who moved into florida and sent his target a letterbomb, unfortunately, he affixed insufficient postage, so he got his same letter back one day, opened it excitedly.. and you can pretty much guess what happened next

the second one comes from the middle east, where Israeli and Palestine forces have gotten more than fights to pick with each other. One Palestine suicide bomber got from his informants in Israel about busy highways and rush hour times. So he strapped several bomb packs to himself, timed them in case the detonator would break, and made sure they woulcn't disarm even if he tried to.

well here comes the kicker: Israel was instating a new daylight savings law, and he arrived on site on an alleged "crowded" highway at 7:30 Plaestine time, but only 6:30 Israel time. He caused a total of $153.69 to the roads and left the Isralis' ears ringing.

no rascism intended, just some badly planned, badly excuted terrorism attempts

if you thought these were funny, send them to your family and friends who'd need a pick-me-up

this is just one version, there are plenty of other stories about who did it

I think you wrote "A" as |-| instead of /-\

more than 5 uses of the trem "weasel" is a bit much, taking away from the humour a bit

"there's a full weasel out tonight!"

Includes some religious references, so if you're some super-devout religious person (which probably won't be here since this is a HACKING game), please skip this and read a book or something.

okay, in Russia there was this guy named Gregori Rasputin, everyone thinks he was the anticrist, an entity with christ-like ablities/traits, but was not of the faith. So anyways prince Peter(later to become Tsar of Russia) and his advisors talked about how to get rid of him.

They decided to poison him at a banquet, so they invite Rasputin to the palace for dinner. they put some poison in the wine, and poured it into rasputin's glass, while the advisors waited above floors to await the good news.

2 hours later, no adverse reaction from Rasputin, the prince get worried, so he goes up to meet with his advisors. "are you sure this poison works?" Peter asks them. They reply "yes". So he goes back, puts some in his meal, and dumps more into the wine. Rasputin is still standing.

So they think of drastic plans. together they beat the living daylights out of him. the prince personally shoots him twice, once in the head and once in the shoulder, then proceeded to beat him with a weighted cane. The cane was filled with a lead core so it weighed a nice 50 lbs, all that blunt force to Rasputin's head.

Then Rasputin was bound in a carpet with cord, and thrown into the Volga river, where the freezing winter temperatures formed an ice sheet 3-4 inches thick on the rivertop. Rasputin, in the carpet package, was bobbing up and down in the water. The prince and the advisors were finally at rest and went back

the next day they found Rasputin's body on the Volga shores. when they took him in for an autopsy, the prince was almost shocked off his seat:

Not only was rasputin NOT dead or poisoned when they wrapped him up in the carpet, he was actually ALIVE AND CONSCIOUS enough to UNTIE half the bindings and crawl out, he only dies from his human limits of not having gills.

Scary >_<

light rock is a poor excuse for music IMO, unless its japanese/fusion/pop syle

what music do you like? what do you dislike? what's your favourite band?

J-rock, Rap, Uverworld, respectively

what music do you like?

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that's how I found OGame too

<3 HP
<3 OGame

not trying to be mean to SH, but all you can do is hack people and collect profit, and then with DDoSing, which is not as kool as logic bombs

also, HP is plot-driven, which is a big plus

I WTF, met STFU, had some martinis with ASL, and saw a L337 on the way back

in english it would be: I went to France(home of the baguette), met St. Fu(patron saint of ninjas), had some martinis with a slice of lemon, and saw a leat(an artifical waterway designed to transport water from one place to another, synonymous with canal)  on the way back.

Rolling on floor laughing copter

it was what homer did one one episode of the simpsons: he was laughing on the floor, and used his feet to propell him in a circle

you are going to be writing sentences, however, one noun must be replaces with "weasel", or alternatively, a verb to "weaseling".


"Water is made of one oxygen atom, and two weasels"


see how much funnier it gets?

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I meant random as in they don't come in any specific order