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Andreas
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« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2009, 02:07:57 PM »

I've been waiting to trash someone's VPC for the past couple of days. There's only been less than one hour where it showed him offline, when I was online. I'm losing hope, and am dying to spend my time doing something other than wait for a name to disappear from a list. I've been reduced to turning to our almighty Hacker-Project god for assistance.

Please HP god, let this player's eyes grow weary,
His eyelids grow heavy,
As one last yawn escape from his lips, drifting into a long, deep sleep.
I pray to thee, HP god, grant me the energy and patience to carry
Until you deliver this grace upon me.
Amen.

Does anyone else have a prayer to be heard? If you have an exceptional HPD one that works, please share. Succubus needz!

Did you know that Jager never logs off? It's inhuman! I'll try to stay up but I'll need a new way to keep myself awake... 21 wallbash out_cold sleep1 confused crybaby

Lots of Red Bull and quick naps sitting upright in front of your computer. When you doze off enough to slam your head into the screen and wake yourself up by doing so, you've slept enough for one day.

Red Bull and other drinks with taurin is potentional killers. Nothing proved yet but doctors believes it can cause fibrillation. I would suggest caffein pills mixed with jolt.

LIES!

Im just saying what Ive been learned in school. The source there was an article from a paper. We later checked wikipedia as well. Search wikipedia for taurin.
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My sweet Eleonore, show no fear,
for the fearful riders are all ear,
and they smell and tastes every tear.
But more importantly: They aren't here!
Therefore there is no reason to fear.
Not until they ride again, my dear.
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« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2009, 02:11:00 PM »

Wikipedia and school? LIES factories full of LIES designed to scare children!
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« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2009, 02:18:52 PM »

Oh my gosh!! How did you know?!

Attention all personell on floors 1, 2, 3 and 4. Dont let any means of communication enter those floors. Personell on ground floor and security forces shall direct all non-pupil civilians out of the facility.
Lethal force is permitted.
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My sweet Eleonore, show no fear,
for the fearful riders are all ear,
and they smell and tastes every tear.
But more importantly: They aren't here!
Therefore there is no reason to fear.
Not until they ride again, my dear.
Exousia
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« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2009, 02:26:53 PM »

Oh my gosh!! How did you know?!

Attention all personell on floors 1, 2, 3 and 4. Dont let any means of communication enter those floors. Personell on ground floor and security forces shall direct all non-pupil civilians out of the facility.
Lethal force is permitted.

I went to public school, I know. I've seen things man! Things that would make parents vomit on their offspring and tear out their own eyes. Things that would make your skill crawl and your bowels release their contents into your shorts with such force that it shoots right through your jeans. Things and stuff man! Things and stuff!
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« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2009, 02:54:14 PM »

You went to public school in America?

Wow!

How are your handgun skills?
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« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2009, 02:59:25 PM »

You went to public school in America?

Wow!

How are your handgun skills?

Pretty good. Once I figure out the sight, I can get within a couple centimeters of the bulls eye 90% of the time at 150' (50m). I can take down skeet with 95% accuracy with a shotgun as well.

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« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2009, 12:25:00 AM »

Why would you need to know when I am not online... planning something? 1

Well, it's a long term plan  16 But even though it says your online right now your not!  confused2 how is this possible? because in my time you are never on between 8-10pm  13 I'm a good spy 1
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2009, 07:23:39 AM »

Auto refresher or bot. I think the sooner alternative.
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My sweet Eleonore, show no fear,
for the fearful riders are all ear,
and they smell and tastes every tear.
But more importantly: They aren't here!
Therefore there is no reason to fear.
Not until they ride again, my dear.
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« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2009, 09:41:01 AM »

Maybe. Anything is possible now-a-days. Or maybe I just have too much time on my hand, now that I'm single again, manage an IT company and can't seem to sleep for long. But than again, refresher or bot sounds more logical, doesn't it? Sooner more probable than latter as there aren't other symptoms 1

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« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2009, 05:38:17 PM »

now that I'm single again

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« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2009, 02:51:22 PM »

Jager, feel free to reply to the above post as you wish.

It may result in your termination from Sativa Indica  13

in other words,

Cya later, Yoko!
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« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2009, 04:48:57 PM »

Jager, feel free to reply to the above post as you wish.

It may result in your termination from Sativa Indica  13

in other words,

Cya later, Yoko!

HJ - single as in girlfriendless 1 What did you think?
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« Reply #27 on: January 15, 2009, 05:19:14 PM »

 laugh

Jager, I think he's threatening to kick you out of SI, if you fraternize with me.
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« Reply #28 on: January 15, 2009, 06:48:48 PM »

Maybe, but Yoko never did fraternize with woman, at least it is not publicly known if she did 1
Yoko did, by some people thinking, break-up the Beatles, and only in that symbolism I can find HJ definition ...

Then again ... let's go out watch a movie, Succubus, what do you say? 1
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« Reply #29 on: January 15, 2009, 08:17:42 PM »

I'm totally down. Let's watch 2 girls 1 cup!
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