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« on: July 07, 2008, 03:51:06 AM »

One night when the famous Stallman, the creator of the GNU project, laid in his bed sleeping without knowing what was going on outside his window.
Suddenly two black dressed men with katanas swinged themselves through the window shouting;
"Richard Stallman! Your viral open source licenses have grown too powerfull."
"The GPL must be stopped..."
"...at the source..."
"...YOU!"

When Stallman woke up and heard this he drawed his own two katanas, one under the bed and one behind the head of the bed, and replied;
"HAH! Microsoft lackeys! So it has come to this.
A night of blood Ive long awaited.
But be this my death or yours,
Free software will carry on!
For a GNU dawn! For freedom!
...Hey, where are you going?"
The disguised men jumped out the window again and runaway. But befoer they were to far away our hero, Stallman, heard them saying;
"Man, youre right. That never gets old."
"Lets do Eric S. Raymond next."
"Or Linus Torvalds. I hear that he sleeps with nunchucks."

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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2008, 04:07:01 AM »

Haha...ha....not funny. IMO Just as dumb as you are
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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2008, 04:18:50 AM »

an xkcd comic in text form  5
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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2008, 06:09:13 AM »

an xkcd comic in text form  5
lol what is this xkcd you guys keep talking about?
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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2008, 06:11:54 AM »

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for the fearful riders are all ear,
and they smell and tastes every tear.
But more importantly: They aren't here!
Therefore there is no reason to fear.
Not until they ride again, my dear.
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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2008, 06:18:17 AM »


Haha that's awesome! where can i read some more =O!?
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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2008, 06:39:54 AM »

http//:xkcd.com Make sure to read all of it. And if you think the first comics are boring just think that they becomes better and better;
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and they smell and tastes every tear.
But more importantly: They aren't here!
Therefore there is no reason to fear.
Not until they ride again, my dear.
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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2008, 06:40:41 AM »

http//:xkcd.com Make sure to read all of it. And if you think the first comics are boring just think that they becomes better and better;

There i fixed your picture! and okay ill go check
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« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2008, 06:41:42 AM »

I fixed it myself before you posted but thank you.
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and they smell and tastes every tear.
But more importantly: They aren't here!
Therefore there is no reason to fear.
Not until they ride again, my dear.
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« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2008, 07:08:07 AM »

I fixed it myself before you posted but thank you.
i noticed =p
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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2008, 05:14:03 AM »

Link's wrong :O
should be http:// instead of http//: :D
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« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2008, 10:49:44 AM »

Ops. Sorry. Here is the real link; http://xkcd.com/
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for the fearful riders are all ear,
and they smell and tastes every tear.
But more importantly: They aren't here!
Therefore there is no reason to fear.
Not until they ride again, my dear.
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« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2008, 11:24:41 AM »

LOLZ!!!!!! funny!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2008, 11:27:39 AM »

Is it only the screen Im using right now or is your !s purple?
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My sweet Eleonore, show no fear,
for the fearful riders are all ear,
and they smell and tastes every tear.
But more importantly: They aren't here!
Therefore there is no reason to fear.
Not until they ride again, my dear.
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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2008, 11:35:36 AM »

your screen has issues...........
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