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« Reply #60 on: April 17, 2009, 09:11:40 AM » |
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good thing, I was on my moon while you were blowing the entire plannet up, so now that earth is gone, I sit on the moon with a limited supply of air trying to figure out how to live.. my hill I guess...
(5 billion tons of nytroglycerin? are you insane?)
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« Reply #61 on: April 17, 2009, 05:04:34 PM » |
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correction your LUNAR CRATER until the new course of the moon caused by the blast of the explosion of the earth flings you into the sun while one of my many hidden clones wakes up on the asteroid he is hidden on and proclaims MAH ASTEROID
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« Reply #62 on: April 17, 2009, 08:27:40 PM » |
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This is getting excessive, Bontrose. My eyes will thank you not to do that anymore, or at least do it with more pleasant colors.
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« Reply #63 on: April 19, 2009, 03:22:12 PM » |
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Eh, screw it. My hill!
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« Reply #64 on: April 19, 2009, 04:11:48 PM » |
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and I actually meant my hill, not my crater, why would I want to be in the oposite of a hill. I would be more on the rim on for crator, aka a hill.
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« Reply #65 on: April 21, 2009, 12:45:44 PM » |
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as that was happening, i left to an unnamed dimension, so i was unaffected. after you, bontrose, are sitting smugly down, confident that you can't be beat, i warp back, make a copy of the earth from my digital simulation, take your asteroid, smashes it into the new earth, your clone on the side facing earth, sit on mt. everest, and use a exaphone (play on megaphone, giga=1,000*mega, tera=1,000*giga, exa=1,000*tera, so 1,000,000,000*megaphone=exaphone! ) to scream out: MY HILL! (even though it is really a mountain...)
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« Reply #66 on: April 21, 2009, 02:00:31 PM » |
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What are you, bontrose's brother? Disqualified for shouting.
My hill.
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« Reply #67 on: April 21, 2009, 05:00:04 PM » |
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What are you, bontrose's brother? Disqualified for shouting.
My hill.
Not to mention the tense changes and sentence fragmentation.
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« Reply #68 on: April 21, 2009, 07:08:00 PM » |
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your copy included me and my clones so we storm up mt. everest in a helecopter shoot you and proclaim
MY HILL
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« Reply #69 on: May 23, 2009, 10:26:12 AM » |
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I, having been sent, cryogenically frozen, on a colonization mission by the government, am whizzed back around and sent to Earth, where I launch an ICBM at mt. Everest, destroying you and your army. I then get into a private jet abd fly myself to Mt. St. Helens, where I build a military complex spanning several miles and going deep underground. Complete with several thousand guards, an five AA batteries, an advanced radar system, 10 strike teams with 5 years of Navy SEAL training, 3 HAZMAT teams in a deep underground part of the base (2 miles) and a satellite capable of shooting a laser capable of splitting atoms, and able to hit a single soldier from it's height, and is powered by the solar wind. I then sit at the lowermost room, 4 miles down, watching everything on the surface.
my hill!
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« Reply #70 on: May 23, 2009, 06:13:19 PM » |
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another one of my clones wake up to hack into your sattalite and blow up your base building mine with admantainium on a nice hill over your orator mah hill
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« Reply #71 on: May 25, 2009, 04:37:48 PM » |
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I use the override program and use the satellite to destroy you, then initiate the self destruct program. A robot clone of myself takes the hill, but not before dousing it with enough radioactive materials to irradiate everything in a 50 mile range.
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« Reply #72 on: May 25, 2009, 08:24:20 PM » |
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then mount st helans blows up again destroying your robot and leaving me save in my admantainium(ever read X-men?) complex while your only sattalite blows up leaving me safe[i was using my backup computer ]
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« Reply #73 on: May 25, 2009, 10:42:45 PM » |
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then I activate the secret C4 planted in the by the construction crew I bribed to blow everything inside of it up, leaving not but a tiny trail of smoke through an exhaust pipe. I then sit atop Mt. Hood in a nuclear bunker, my hill.
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« Reply #74 on: May 26, 2009, 02:54:40 PM » |
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i was wondering why my walls shook a bit, i press the explode Mt. Hood button on my volcano agitator remote
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