Gwolf
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« on: January 18, 2009, 05:56:35 PM » |
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Someone (the poster above you) comes up with a wish, then, you (the poster below him) has to corrupt his wish, and come up with a wish himself.
For example:
Gwolf:I wish for lots of money
someone:you get the money but then a dog ate it all --------------------------------------------- I wish to take over the game
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Sin15698
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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2009, 11:35:10 PM » |
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As your about to take over the game the server closes for good ------------------------------------ I wish for 10,000 post
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Andreas
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2009, 10:40:16 AM » |
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But then Emi suddenly thinks youre a spammer and deletes all your threads and suspends the account.
I wish for a fedora instead of my old trilby.
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My sweet Eleonore, show no fear, for the fearful riders are all ear, and they smell and tastes every tear. But more importantly: They aren't here! Therefore there is no reason to fear. Not until they ride again, my dear.
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Sin15698
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 01:16:21 AM » |
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But then a huge rain storm comes and they all blow away from the shops and the factories stop making them (I had to look up what those were cause I didn't know ) ---------------------------------------- I wish I had a cookie
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Exousia
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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2009, 04:01:11 AM » |
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Granted! I bake you a batch of my delicious chocolate sugar cookies. Turns out, however, that you have become deathly allergic to chocolate and you die a very painful and humiliating death. I wish I had ten ponies to give to my wife for our upcoming anniversary. She's always asking for those ponies!
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Andreas
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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2009, 08:18:23 AM » |
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Granted but then she becomes aware of all the food they need and what the ponies turn the food too. Your house stinks and she hates you for bringing those ponies.
I wish for a monocle.
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My sweet Eleonore, show no fear, for the fearful riders are all ear, and they smell and tastes every tear. But more importantly: They aren't here! Therefore there is no reason to fear. Not until they ride again, my dear.
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Sin15698
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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2009, 08:23:50 PM » |
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You get your monocle and just as you put it in an experimental laser fries your eyes and head causing you to have a flat face with only a mouth. (I looked that up just to be sure) -------------------------------- I wish Exousia was a mod
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Exousia
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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2009, 09:09:26 PM » |
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Granted! I become a mod, then I become mad with power and go on a rampage changing all the vowels in your posts thusly... 'A' I change to 'I' 'E' I change to 'Y' 'I' I change to 'M' 'O' I change to '7' 'U' I change to '[' 'Y' I leave alone because I don't like the way it can't make up its mind if it's a vowel or a consonant. Your post above now reads thusly... Y7[ gyt y7[r m7n7cly ind j[st as y7[ p[t mt mn in yxpyrmmyntil lisyr frmys y7[r yyys ind hyid ci[smng y7[ t7 hivy i flit ficy wmth 7nly i m7[th. (M l77kyd thit [p j[st t7 by s[ry) -------------------------------- M wmsh Yx7[sma wis i m7d I wish that I could make people's head explode just by thinking about it.
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« Last Edit: January 20, 2009, 09:11:02 PM by Exousia »
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Andreas
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« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2009, 08:03:32 AM » |
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You can. You just have some trouble thinking at all because a brain that powerfull would require ernourmous amounts of synaps and it will take years to think a complete thought unless you can get the electrical impulses in your brain to go faster then light.
I wish for a laptop.
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My sweet Eleonore, show no fear, for the fearful riders are all ear, and they smell and tastes every tear. But more importantly: They aren't here! Therefore there is no reason to fear. Not until they ride again, my dear.
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Sin15698
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2009, 12:17:14 AM » |
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Granted you get your laptop but then.... whenever you turn it on.... --------------------------------------- I wish I had superpowers
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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jager
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2009, 08:20:29 AM » |
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You can have your superpowers but then everybody wants you to help them and all you do whole day is flying around saving cats from trees. You're such a good guy ----- I wish I wasn't such great lover
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Sin15698
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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2009, 07:27:19 PM » |
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Your wish is my command but then you become.... This! --------------------------------- I wish I had 8 arms
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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jager
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2009, 02:58:53 AM » |
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auch, and I thought it is going to be difficult to corrupt me Granted, you get your wish, but then you spend all your days in a room corner, making your web and wait for flies. Itty bitty tiny spider ---- I wish nobody could corrupt my wishes.
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Andreas
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« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2009, 08:24:55 AM » |
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Granted. This is indeed a really big wish so it will however take some time for it to execute properly (it can not be measured in years). Any disturbance at all may restart the process. ____________________
I wish for a girlfriend.
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My sweet Eleonore, show no fear, for the fearful riders are all ear, and they smell and tastes every tear. But more importantly: They aren't here! Therefore there is no reason to fear. Not until they ride again, my dear.
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Sin15698
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« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2009, 06:22:18 PM » |
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Granted, but your "girlfriend" is acctually a jellyfish but when it stung you it's tentacle fused to your arm and every 5-15 seconds it zaps you ------------------------------------------------------------ I wish Andreas stopped wishing werid wishes
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It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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